The Eleven Office Commandments

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Work hard or work smart. Learn from the master...

HUSBAND SMART but WIFE SMARTER

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?


We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked

The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...


The wife replied,

"I did. They're in your fishing box.....

Why you should not post your picture on the Net

There is a simple reason why you should not post your picture or mugshot on the internet. Thanks to some Photoshop enthusiast cute lil bro's picture might become even cuter (or worst). Leave the words onto the pictures. Start from your left. Enjoy.

Woo hoo!!!

Beauty Science

Before you girls out there go through the pain for a devilish figure, take a look at these alleged photos of Angelica Panganiban's pre photoshoot for Ginebra San Miguel 2007 Calendar. Might want to try some Photoshop classes eh....Before and after effect below.

More hot pictures from codamon

How to say I QUIT

Simple and straight to the point.....

A bit formal

Formal

Convincing?

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....> >
what more can I say........

Quiz my Ass

Wonderful examples of the creative young minds.

Happy Chinese New Year

Have a happy and prosperous year of the pig. Be sure to catch Wilbur at a cinemas.

Affordable True HD 1080P

Ever thought of getting an affordable display for your personal computer or Playstation 3 which can support 1080 Progressive? Well look no further and avoid burning more holes in your pocket. What i did was i paired my PC and Playstation 3 with a 24" Dell 2407WP Flat Panel and the results were fantastic. I got the monitor from Dell for around 670 dollars after online price redemption. I would not go on about the reviews for this monitor as you can google it or head to CNET to check it out. All i can say is its a good buy for it size and quality (its a samsung S-PVA panel).

Next you will need some other accesories to connect the HDMI port from the Playstation 3 to the DVI input on the Dell panel. If you searched good enough you can get some fantastic bargains online. I managed to get my HDMI cable, 19 pin HDMI to DVI converter, 25 pin HDMI to DVI converter all for less than 30 dollars.

Hook up everything and be ready to be amazed. Welcome to the True HD era.

Welcome 2007

Another year has passed, 2007 brings new hopes and goals. New years eve was a mix of happy and sad farewells.

We left 2006 with the controversial execution of a tyrant dictator, bringing more tension to the war torn nation of Iraq, a 7.1 richter earthquake that struck the southern coast of Taiwan, which caused the APCN2 (Asia Pacific Cable Network 2) submarine cable fault between Shantou, China and Tanshui, Taiwan and between Lantau, Hong Kong and Chongming, China, crippling the back bone of southeast Asia tele communication. In places like Bangkok, Thailand, celebrations were marred by mulitiple bomb blast in the capital, triggering a bout of finger pointing in the presently military led government.

Other than that its was lots fireworks, merry making and beer. So for those lucky lots out there enjoy your new year and stop complaining. Happy 2007 and have a safe year.