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Sunday, July 03, 2011
10 points to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry And Horny .
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson From the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase Cost you $800.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought -
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers--what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me :
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry And Horny .
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson From the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase Cost you $800.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought -
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers--what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me :
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
HUSBAND SMART but WIFE SMARTER
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied,
"I did. They're in your fishing box.....
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Why you should not post your picture on the Net
There is a simple reason why you should not post your picture or mugshot on the internet. Thanks to some Photoshop enthusiast cute lil bro's picture might become even cuter (or worst). Leave the words onto the pictures. Start from your left. Enjoy.
Woo hoo!!!
Monday, April 02, 2007
Beauty Science
Before you girls out there go through the pain for a devilish figure, take a look at these alleged photos of Angelica Panganiban's pre photoshoot for Ginebra San Miguel 2007 Calendar. Might want to try some Photoshop classes eh....Before and after effect below.
More hot pictures from codamon
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Convincing?
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