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Sunday, July 03, 2011

10 points to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry And Horny .
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson From the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase Cost you $800.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought -
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers--what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me :
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Eleven Office Commandments

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Work hard or work smart. Learn from the master...

Friday, July 27, 2007

HUSBAND SMART but WIFE SMARTER

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?


We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked

The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...


The wife replied,

"I did. They're in your fishing box.....

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Why you should not post your picture on the Net

There is a simple reason why you should not post your picture or mugshot on the internet. Thanks to some Photoshop enthusiast cute lil bro's picture might become even cuter (or worst). Leave the words onto the pictures. Start from your left. Enjoy.


Woo hoo!!!

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Monday, April 02, 2007

Beauty Science

Before you girls out there go through the pain for a devilish figure, take a look at these alleged photos of Angelica Panganiban's pre photoshoot for Ginebra San Miguel 2007 Calendar. Might want to try some Photoshop classes eh....Before and after effect below.



More hot pictures from codamon

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

How to say I QUIT

Simple and straight to the point.....
A bit formal
Formal
Convincing?



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Friday, March 23, 2007

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....> >
what more can I say........

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